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(Many) Illegal Migrants are Ruining our Countries

Pictured is Little Afghanistan in Calais, France.  The people inside that hovel are obviously proud of their home country (and support it more than France or Britain), and have successfully taken their home country with them.  Instead of trying to integrate with the local population, they are making their host countries more like the countries they escaped from.  I hope the irony is not lost on you.  These parasites are trying to make our countries just like the countries they had to run away from!  And neither they nor many of us can even see that blatantly obvious fact! There are now thousands  of illegal immigrants everyday trying their best to get across the English Channel (via the "Chunnel").  They are making life miserable for those legally crossing from France to Britain.  It is like a refugee crisis.  But they are already in France, and they are trying their best to leave it.  It proves that they are totally hopeless as people. To the illegal migrants, I'

I am a Psychic!

I recently came to the realization that I am, in fact, a psychic.  What separates me from others that believe in psychic powers is that I am also a skeptic.  How did I realize that I had the powers to deduce things before they were revealed to others?  Scientific tests.  I have repeated these tests and have come to the same conclusion.  Thus, I believe in my exceptional powers.  I may apply to the FBI or CIA and see if they can make use of these abilities of mine so that they can solve crimes or even prevent crimes from happening.  You may still not believe that I am a psychic, but I will give my testimony of one recent example below: A few days ago, I was speaking to my mother.  I hadn't heard about any news related to this...but my mother told me that there had just been an attack on US Marines in Chattanooga, Tennessee.  Now you may not believe this, but I immediately blurted out, "By a Muslim, right?" Fast-forward to now, and it has been revealed that indeed a Mus